Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Why, Why, Why!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are almost dead?
Recently I overheard a father and daughter in their last moments together. They had announced her departure and standing near the security gate, they hugged and he said, "I love you.
Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation!
Four things you can't recover:
The Marine stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.
One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality. ...
I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
Comments made in the year 1955!
That’s only 55 years ago!
As I faced my Maker at the last judgment, I knelt before the Lord along with all the other souls.