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Snowflakes (3/1/10)

Every snowflake has its own unique shape and is different than all other snowflakes.

All snowflakes have six sides.

The 36 Rules Of Life (2/25/10)

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

Conservative vs. Liberal (2/24/10)

* If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one.

* If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

 

Cowboy Poetry (2/23/10)

Jake, the rancher, went one day
To fix a distant fence.
The wind was cold and gusty
And the clouds rolled gray and dense.

Incoming Fire Has The Right Of Way (2/22/10)

Clint Smith, Director of Thunder Ranch, is part Drill Instructor, and part stand up comic.

Silent Sermon (2/19/10)

A member of a church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the preacher decided to visit him.

The Economy is so bad....(2/18/10)

•I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
•I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The Making of a Mother (2/17/10)

By the time the Lord made mothers, He was into the sixth day working overtime. An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

We Are In Trouble! (2/16/10)

“We’re in trouble…
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.

It is not critic who counts! (2/15/10)

"It is not the critic who counts, not the one who points out how the strong man stumbled or how the doer of deeds might have done better.

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