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May God Bless This Captain (7/30/10)

He writes: My lead flight attendant came to me and said, 'We have an H.R. on this flight'. H.R. stands for human remains. 'Are they military?' I asked.

'Yes', she said.

My Dad (7/29/10)

4 years: My daddy can do anything.
7 years: My dad knows a lot, a whole lot.
8 years: My father doesn't know quite everything.

Immigrants and being an American! (7/28/10)

Theodore Roosevelt on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN

Recovering (7/27/10)

Tonight my mother and I were driving down the road. She was speeding unintentionally as she often does. Now you can guess what happened next. She got pulled over. My mom was really embarrassed.

I Asked (7/26/10)

.........I asked God to give me strength. He gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked God to give me courage. He gave me dangers to overcome. I asked God to give me prosperity.

Be Happy Now! (7/22/10)

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married. Then we convince ourselves that we'll be happy after we have a baby. Then we'll find happiness when we have another baby.

Cracked Pot (7/16/10)

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

A Walk In The Mountains (7/15/10)

"A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Heaven (7/14/10)

I was shocked, confused, bewildered

As I entered Heaven's door,

Not by the beauty of it all,

Nor the lights or its decor.

 

The Man with Plenty (7/13/10)

Once there was a family that was not rich and not poor. They lived in Ohio in a small country house. One night they all sat down for dinner, and there was a knock at the door.

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