* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
* Keep skunks and bankers at a
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our
What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
One night, at 11:30 PM, an older African-American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm.
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious disease.
•Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
•Always drink upstream from the herd.
•There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God.’
That Little Penny In The Parking Lot
Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot.
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!!
Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest:
Each morning your bank would deposit $ 86,400.00 in your private account for your use.
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.