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Brown Bag Christmas Story (12/22/10)

When I asked our newlywed Sunday School class to share a favorite Christmas story, Carrie Fuller said, "Our family has one we call the 'brown bag Christmas.'" When she finished, I had to

The Son (12/21/10)

A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art.

Real Christmas (12/20/10)

Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their means and then never had enough for the necessities.

The Waste In Worry (12/9/10)

If we were to keep a record of all the things we worried about during a given period of time, we would discover, in reviewing them, that the great majority of our anticipated problems or troubles n

Made Where?? (12/07/10)

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his
coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )

Rules to follow when entering West Virginia (12/06/10)

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

Rules from God (12/3/10)

Rules from God for 2010

1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day.”Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it”

Psalms 118:24

Things you just don't hear anymore...(12/2/10)

Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company.

Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Willie in the mail today.

Highway 109 (12/01/10)

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about

Match Made in Heaven (11/30/10)

Consumed by my loss, I didn't notice the hardness of the pew where I sat.

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