After a few of the usual Sunday evening hymns, The church's pastor slowly stood up, walked over to the pulpit and, before he gave his sermon for the evening, briefly introduced a guest minister who

What a wonderful way to explain it.

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said,

I Believe - That Just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

This is for all the mothers who froze their buns off on metal bleachers at football games Friday nights instead of watching from cars, so that when their kids asked "Did you see me?" they

You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.

For the wife
Who says it's hot dogs tonight
Because she is home with me
And not out with someone else.

After living what I felt was a 'decent' life, my time on earth came to the end.

Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they
haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."