Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

I just wanted to get the day over with and go down
to Smokey's for a few cold ones.

Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655.

Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God.

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, ' God , I
would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
God led the holy man to two doors.

Let us live life to the fullest. A man was exploring caves by the seashore. In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls.

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael
The archangel found him, resting on the seventh

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other student

You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam .

After a few of the usual Sunday evening hymns, The church's pastor slowly stood up, walked over to the pulpit and, before he gave his sermon for the evening, briefly introduced a guest minister who

What a wonderful way to explain it.

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said,