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Rules to follow when entering West Virginia (12/06/10)

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

Rules from God (12/3/10)

Rules from God for 2010

1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day.”Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it”

Psalms 118:24

Things you just don't hear anymore...(12/2/10)

Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company.

Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Willie in the mail today.

Highway 109 (12/01/10)

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about

Match Made in Heaven (11/30/10)

Consumed by my loss, I didn't notice the hardness of the pew where I sat.

Two Traveling Angels (11/29/10)

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room.

Rosebud (11/16/10)

A new minister
was walking with an older,
more seasoned minister
in the garden one day.

Ann Margret (11/19/10)

This is a good counter-balance story to the Jane
Fonda Vietnam Woman Of The Year story.

Viet Nam 1966

Two Horses (11/18/10)

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.

Common Sense has died! (11/17/10)

Three yards of black fabric enshroud my computer terminal. I am mourning the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense.

His obituary reads as follows:

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