Having a sharp tongue can cut your own throat.
If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.
The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
Life is not fair - get used to it.
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
I don't think our kids know what an apron is.
A Grandfather from the Cherokee Nation was talking with his grandson.
"A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy.
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.
It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams.
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker.
People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
One day I had lunch with some friends. Rod, a short, good looking golfer type about 62 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch.