If you give a mom a muffin,
she’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She’ll pour herself some.
Her three year-old will come and spill the coffee.

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room
on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.

Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.

 A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, “Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.”

Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free.

You know. . . time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. 

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present "Seven Wonders Of The World". Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:

I grew up with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it.

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named 'Lucky.' Lucky was a real character.