A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry.

I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy.

 If tears could build a stairway
And memories were a lane
We would walk right up to heaven

Prayer is important because God invented it.

SInce the Pledge of Allegiance & the Lord's Prayer
Are not allowed in Schools anymore
Because the word 'God' is mentioned...

NEW School prayer :

 A prospective teacher asks

They like to refer to us as senior citizens, old fogies, geezers, and in some cases dinosaurs.  Some of us are “Baby Boomers” getting ready to retire.  Others have been retire

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully, three times, even.

You know, time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years.

This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School, Kingston, Tennessee, by school Principal, Jody McLeod.