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When I'm an Old Lady

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.

More Whipped Cream Please

One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old 'blue hair' about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch.

Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven

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Two thousand one, nine eleven
Five thousand plus arrive in heaven.
As they pass through the gate,
Thousands more appear in wait.

People over 35 should be dead.

Here's why ............

Have a Great Day

I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do
before the clock strikes midnight.

Do You Remember ...

If you can remember most or all of these, then you grew up in what was possibly the most amazing time in the history of the human race. A great time to be a kid and living worry free.


This was written by an 8 year old for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. Could any of us do nearly this well?

Good Morning !!!!

This morning when I wakened

And saw the sun above,
I softly said, "Good morning, Lord,
Bless everyone I love"

The Man Who Sold Hot Dogs

There was a man who lived by the side of the road and sold hot dogs.

He was hard of hearing so he had no radio.

He had trouble with his eyes so he read no newspapers.

I Wish for you

Happiness, Deep down within.
Serenity. With each sunrise.
Success. In each facet of your life.
Close and caring friends.
Love. That never ends.

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