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What Happens In Heaven

I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around.

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  • If a Dog was your Teacher....

    If a dog was your would learn stuff like this.....
    When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

    Jake's Grandaddy "Papaw" Poem

    When I come to the end of the road

    A Pet's Ten Commandments

    1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Regular separation from you will be painful and can even cause depression. Think before you buy me.

    We didn't have "Fast Food"!

     Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "what was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?"

    Not to Pray?

    After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said,
    "Let me see if I've got this right.

    Nails In A Fence

    There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. 

    Mexican Law

    The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from Sonora don't like it. Can you believe the nerve of these people? It's almost funny..

    Clean Your Windows

    A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.

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