An elderly carpenter was ready to retire.
One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old 'blue hair' about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch.
-:¦:- -:¦:- -:¦:- -:¦:- -:¦:- Two thousand one, nine eleven Five thousand plus arrive in heaven. As they pass through the gate, Thousands more appear in wait.
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness...just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Here's why ............
I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight.
If you can remember most or all of these, then you grew up in what was possibly the most amazing time in the history of the human race. A great time to be a kid and living worry free.
This was written by an 8 year old for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. Could any of us do nearly this well?
This morning when I wakened
And saw the sun above, I softly said, "Good morning, Lord, Bless everyone I love"
There was a man who lived by the side of the road and sold hot dogs.
He was hard of hearing so he had no radio.
He had trouble with his eyes so he read no newspapers.