alwoody's blog

D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Agreement

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

The Dash

I read of a man who stood to speak
at the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
from the the end.

To Kill An American

You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer

I May Never See Tomorrow

I may never see tomorrow;
there's no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday
belong to history.

I cannot predict the future,

The Old Man And His Dog!

"Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me.

"Can't you do anything right?"

There's a mousetrap in the house!!

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.


"Daddy just didn't know how to show love.

Listen for my bell....

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.

Regina Brett's Life Lessons

To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.

It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update:

Syndicate content