1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around.Read more
If a dog was your teacher...you would learn stuff like this.....
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When I come to the end of the road
Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "what was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?"
After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said,
"Let me see if I've got this right.
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.
The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from Sonora don't like it. Can you believe the nerve of these people? It's almost funny..