"Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me.
"Can't you do anything right?"
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
"Daddy just didn't know how to show love.
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.
To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.
It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update:
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, or my loving family for less grey hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself.
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
A woman living in downtown Ontario, Canada came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard.
She did not recognize them.