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Nails In A Fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him
a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must

Love You Dad

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.

Americans!

The year is 1907, one hundred years ago......
Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.

D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Agreement

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

The Dash

I read of a man who stood to speak
at the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
from the beginning...to the end.

To Kill An American

You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer

I May Never See Tomorrow

I may never see tomorrow;
there's no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday
belong to history.

I cannot predict the future,

The Old Man And His Dog!

"Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me.

"Can't you do anything right?"

There's a mousetrap in the house!!

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

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