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One Person (10/2/09)

Dr. Frank Mayfield was touring Tewksbury Institute when, on his way out, he accidentally collided with an elderly floor maid. To cover the awkward moment Dr.

Black or White (10/1/09)

You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, 'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.'

If (9/30/09)

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

If God had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning.

I Like Being Old! (9/29/09)

The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being older. I was taken aback, for I don't think of myself as old.

44 Things That Make Me Happy (9/28/09)

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.

What did I Do? (9/25/09)

Sometimes
We wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?"
or "Why did God have to do this to me?"

Here is a wonderful explanation!

7 Wonders Of The World (9/24/09)

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:

Grandmother's Recipe For Washing Clothes (9/23/09)

It appears below just as it was written, and despite the spelling, has a bit of philosophy. This is an exact copy as written and found in an old scrap book (with spelling errors and all).

I Miss You (9/22/09)

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real!

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