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Crabby Old Man (12/2/09)

What do you see, nurses?....What do you see?
What are you thinking.....when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man,...not very wise,

Jessie's Baseball Glove (12/1/09)

I do a lot of management training each year for the Circle K Corporation, a national chain of convenience stores.

The Old Barn (11/27/09)

A stranger came by the other day with an offer that set me to thinking.
He wanted to buy the old barn that sits out by the highway.
I told him right off he was crazy.

Thanksgiving Prayer (11/26/09)

A 4-year-old boy was asked to pray before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation.

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking (11/25/09)

When you thought I wasn’t looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one.

Be Thankful! (11/24/09)

Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don’t know something,

Remember Our Troops (11/23/09)

Cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.

No Major Time For Minor People (11/20/09)

Don’t spend major time with minor people.

How To Tell If You Are Rich (11/19/09)

When I was a kid in Minnesota, watermelon was a delicacy. One of my father’s buddies, Bernie, was a prosperous fruit-and-vegetable wholesaler, who operated a warehouse in St. Paul.

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