A woman repeated a bit of gossip about a neighbor. Within a few days the whole community knew the story. The person it concerned was deeply hurt and offended.
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their r
Every snowflake has its own unique shape and is different than all other snowflakes.
All snowflakes have six sides.
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
* If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one.
* If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
Jake, the rancher, went one day
To fix a distant fence.
The wind was cold and gusty
And the clouds rolled gray and dense.
Clint Smith, Director of Thunder Ranch, is part Drill Instructor, and part stand up comic.
A member of a church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the preacher decided to visit him.
•I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
•I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
By the time the Lord made mothers, He was into the sixth day working overtime. An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"