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Heart Attacks (9/3/10)

About Heart Attacks

My Father is the Pilot (9/2/10)

A pastor had been on a long flight between church conferences. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: Fasten Your SeatBelts.

A Blue Rose (9/1/10)

Having four visiting family members, the wife was very busy, so I
offered to go to the store for her to get some needed items, which included

Stay Safe (8/31/10)

1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.


Old Paths (8/30/10)

I liked the old paths, when
Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!

Fly Your Flag (8/26/10)

Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this as an Email to everyone in your address book and ask them to also forward it.

The Year is 1910 (8/24/10)

* The average life expectancy in the US was forty-seven.
* Only 14 Percent of the homes in the US had a bathtub.
* Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.

Your Car Keys (08/23/10)

Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents your Dr's office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across.

An Old Farmer's Advice (8/20/10)

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers at a

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

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