You might be a redneck if:

  • It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
  • You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
  • You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
  • You bow your head when someone prays.
  • You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
  • You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
  • You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
  • You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
  • You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
  • You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA!