Democrat - Republican - or a Southern (3/11/10)

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found
by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you
are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor, or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier
street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:
*BANG!*

Southerner's Answer:
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!* *c*lick**....
(sounds of reloading).
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!* *c*lick**
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester silver tips
or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one??"
Wife: " You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist! "